of all my flaws, I used to be able to keep it at the dark humor level. I’m afraid even that restraint might be slipping.

I have a lot of … something about this painting. The scale of these “sailboats” is super wrong, and they all seem awfully close and have you been to Gulf Coast? no way the water is deep enough for your boat this near to shore.

lest my former post lead anyone to believe it’s all sunsets and mimosas over here:

if/when your life moving plans go to shit, I recommend renting a sunset view condo and declaring the next two months fakecation! #veryprivilegedpost

my husband speaking the truth: “Listening to new albums takes a lot of emotional strength that sometimes we just don’t have.”

ā€œI wondered if it was possible to donate my body to science before I was actually dead. I wondered if a disease were to be named after me what the symptoms would be.ā€

ā€• Miriam Toews, quote from A Complicated Kindness